Dramatis Personae

PC

Berra
Finarvi
Nala
Rajar
Dormal
Xenofos
Varanis

NPC

Irillo
Serala
Mellia, in montage, walking on the beach with Nala at sunset
Queen Laika Blackspear
Nameless, Champion of the Colymar

With some trepidation, the party (minus Mellia, Nala, Serala and Finarvi) met with Queen Leika of Colymar, who absolutely failed to have them all executed as spies and usurpers. Rather put off by this unaccustomed behaviour, they headed back to Boldhome, in preparation for the expected terrors of the following Season.

“I’m totally here and not dripping and lubricating at all.” – Nala
“Well thanks for that.” – Berra

“It is ironic that I just knocked over the stack with Rhino Hero game in it.” – Nala

“I could take my shirt off again?” – Rajar
“Yes, you could.” – Varanis

“The more tasteless and expensive a gift the better.” – Dormal
“Here–have an Esrolian” – Nala

“I’m going to have a stroll around the place, see what it’s like, do the tourist bit at all the temples.” – Dormal
“Especially the temples that are off the tourist track.” – Dormal

“Varanis – are you going to have an official bodyguard tomorrow?” – Berra

“GREETINGS PEASANTS” – Dormal

“Clear, fluent, horrible Esrolian.” – Xenofos
“You mean… Sartarite.” – Berra

“Yeah, Rajar will have his axes with him…” – Rajar

“I do have three hand axes, but those are just eating equipment, right?” – Rajar

“Rajar, would you like to make an Insight, Own Species roll?” – GM
“I’d like to do that. It’s unlikely, I should add…” – Rajar

“Berra is looking on in approval.” – Berra
“’tis a strong house” – Rajar
“This place would be hard to take. I like it.” – Berra
“So once we are in we can hold them indefinitely.” – Xenofos

“Berra puts on the professional mask.” – Berra
“She’s on the right of Varanis, looking suddenly very calm.” – Berra

“Berra bows as much to the spear as the woman. It’s a small bow.” – Berra

“MAXIMUM GROVEL” – Dormal
“Penultimate grovel.” – Berra

*descriptive sequence* – GM
“GM flails for plot!” – Berra

“Your own fault for bringing a humakti to a diplomatic situation.” – Dormal

“Insight own species: fails.” – Berra
“Which is often the case…” – Berra

“I am going to continue drinking with every sign of enjoyment.” – Dormal

“Berra’s looking very annoyed, probably at herself.” – Berra

“MUST NOT BLORT” – Dormal

“DRINK” – Rajar
“FREE DRINK” – Rajar
“Wooooooooooooot” – Rajar

“I could teach her a lesson for you, if you like.” – Nameless
“Berra looks amazingly unafraid of that.” – Berra

“I’m also muting, because I have done enough damage.” – Berra

“. o O ( Right so if I could get this into her eyes and then hustle Varanis that way… )” – Berra
“It’s not nasty – it’s just automatic.” – Berra

“I’m not stroking mine. It talks for itself.” – Varanis

*sings* “Going to the temple and we’re Gonna get Jack-o-Bears.” – GM

“This wine’s great, you over there, bring more!” – Rajar
“Berra offers Rajar her wine, behind her. Eyes still to the front.” – Berra
“Excelllent!” – Rajar

“- audible exhaling after queens thoughful pause” – Xenofos

“We accept this grant to you, and the lands returned to the Tribe.” – Leika

“Varena Colymar… Varanis daughter of Serzeen…” – Leika

“Leika: There will be a feast this evening.” – Berra
Berra: . o O ( Great. )

“… many people in your panoply.” – Dennal, Storm Voice of Orlanth Lightbringer
“. o O ( Ask Xenofos about Panoply later. )” – Berra

“I trust there will not be too many new customs brought into the tribe.” – Dennal
“Tell him they’re matriarchal now.” – Dormal

“(surprisingly civilized choice of words referring to whole set of war gear.)” – Xenofos, for later.

“You know where they do have bath houses? The south.” – Dormal

“Tell me they have a bathhouse in Clearwine!” – Varanis
“I… don’t really lie. I don’t think they have a bathhouse in Clearwine.” – Berra

“Rajar is re-united with his loved ones.” – GM
“Has someone been… licking that axe?!” – Dormal

“Let’s pretend it was licking. It ends with the same sound.” – Berra
“I shall go polish my axe.” – Rajar

“Eurmal probably had a habit of chasing after Orlanth’s wife and children.” – Berra
“With a cleaver?” – Nala
“No, although he’d have called it that.” – Berra

“Of course you may join, please place all your monies in this bag and then place this other bag over your head while I fetch the sacred club of donking.” – Rajar

“:heart: Kalis.” – Varanis
“Just to clarify, Varanis, is that the right organ to emoji?” – GM
“:kiss: Kalis” – Varanis
“Oh, those are LIPS” – GM

“The first thing you will notice is there are not any minstrels’ galleries in this building.” – GM
“So having armour on is a bit overkill.” – Xenofos

“The other shocking difference is nobody tries to assassinate anyone!” – GM
“They are so behind the times here!” – Varanis

“I need to get a nanny goat for the babies.”- Nala
“GNAAAAYAAAAAAHHHH!”- Berra

“Goats are Chaos creatures!” – Berra
“I’m really not so sure about that.” – Dormal
“Varanis, can you punch Dormal please?” – Berra
“Did you say punch Dormal?” – Varanis

“Berra intends to volunteer for the Temple, because she knows there is a war on.” – Berra

“We should have taken the Jackobear’s head for taxidermy.” – Finarvi
“Look I have this blanket from the Plague Broo.” – Rajar
“Brooskin blankets for all our enemies!” – Finarvi
“Yes!!!” – Rajar
“No!” – GM

“There wasn’t much of the King’s body left.” – Berra
“Check the parking lot.” – Xenofos

“Finarvi had better arrange for some sweet wine to be sent back to Grandfather, together with a reassuring but substanceless message.” – Finarvi

“It will guarantee Tiwr only ever gets hit in the leg. (NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!)” – Nala