Ephemera — Sweet Saiciae Vareen

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By Xenofos.

While Sweet Molly Malone is very definitely an Earth song, it can be assumed to have analogues among popular songs in many places. Here is one such. Comments have been left in.

Vareen Saiciae

In Nochet fair city
where the lads are so pretty
she first set her eyes on sweet Vareen Saiciae
as she fled from her rebellion
through the streets broad and narrow
crying Vingans and Kallyr, alive, alive oh

“Oh DEAR.” – Berra

She was a troublemonger
And sure, t’was no wonder
For so were the Vingan and Eurmali before
And they wiggled their bottom
Through the skirts broad and narrow
Crying “Vingan and Kallyr, alive, alive, oh”
Alive, alive, oh Alive, alive, oh
Crying “Vingans and Kallyr, alive, alive, oh”

She died of a fever and no one could save her
And that was the end of sweet Saiciae Vareen
Now her ghost wiggles her bottom
Through the skirts broad and narrow
Crying Vingan and Kallyr alive a-live O!

Commentary

*shudders and weeps* – Berra

“But something should be done to replace the fever maybe.” – Xenofos

“Does not really make sense but after a couple of pints it could be bellowed lewdly.” – Xenofos

“It’s the actions that make it.” – Berra