Ephemera — Humakts Army

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OOC note: contains stuff nobody really knows, malign rumours and generally bad poetry

When I was young, I used to be,
As fine a lass as ever you’d see,
’til the Duck D’Wal, he said to me,
Come and join the Humakts army.

Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo,
They’re lookin’ for monkeys up in the zoo,
And if ever I had a face like you?
I’d join the Humakts army.

Old Tennebris baked a cake,
It’s all for poor old Starbrows’s sake,
Sure I threw meself into the lake,
Pretendin’ I was barmy.

Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo,
I’ve made me mind up what to do,
Now I’ll work me ticket home to nest,
And Duck the Humakts Army.

Off the creek, I came blue
as blue a lass as ever You’d see
the Forging Sword, he said to me
come (and) take the greymaned cloak

Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo,
Me curse upon the colour blue,
That took me darlin’ lass from me,
To join the Humakts army.

Down on fours, I fell to paws
Legs not right and Arms not right
till the Sword so mystic, he smote them quite
such beastings make the Humakts army

Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra loo,
‘ve made me mind up what to do,
Now I’ll wag my tail to You.
Chained dog of Humakts army.