Session S5.O-16
1629, Fire Season, Illusion Week, Wildday
Dramatis Personae
PCs
Berra
Maalira
Nayale
NPCs
A Grazelander who has heard of Berra
Some other grazelanders who have too
Some guards who are not important
A Luminous Stallion King, who is not germane
A Storm Bull who is not berserk
Lord Tennebris, who is not sober by choice but by necessity
The Feathered Death
Yelmalian Guards
Yelmalian Patients
Tired Healers
A Horseman
A Horse
A Secret
Events
The group travelled North, heading for the battle lines once more. Nayale kept silent on some days, and she and Berra walked on some days, and all geasa were observed correctly.1Nayale remembers that she needs to spend a day in silence and thus everyone must play charades again. This amuses the GM and he says she can tick Devotion Humakt. When she replies that it is already ticked: “Well, sucks to be you!” As they passed into Tarsh, towards the end of Fire Season, they noticed how the land had been stripped of food. Berra took in the patterns of troop movements precisely.
They were notice by a patrol about a day into Tarsh, and identified them as Grazelanders, greeting them on approach. They won the cavalry-off, and the leader recognised Berra; as it turned out, Eril was looking for her. Berra reported what she had seen to them, freeing up the patrol to move in a different direction. The group was given a pair of Grazelander guards and set off again, travelling for another day.
As they approached the camp, Berra was able to reach out to contact Lord Raven, to let Eril know she was arriving. He warned her that the High Sword was in a terrible mood, and she let the others know, perkily.
At the encampment, Kallyr’s banner was present, and so was the Luminous Stallion King’s, but Argrath’s was not. They went to the main tent to present themselves, and found that Kallyr was not available. The Luminous Stallion King was there, talking about himself to others, and on the other side of the tent was Venna, looking grumpy. Between the two, the adult in the room, was Tennebris. Eril was also nowhere to be seen.
Tennebris asked after Irillo and then Varanis, looking disappointed that they were not there, and finally addressing Maalira as someone not of Sartar. He explained that the Sun Dome Regiment had closed themselves in their compound and were refusing to march, or to say why they were refusing, on the grounds that Kallyr should know. Maalira, however, might be able to get into the camp and even take her bodyguards with her. Kallyr was currently staying out of the way, and Tennebris did not let Berra speak with her High Sword, on the grounds that he was in a very bad temper, and it would be bad for her moral education, if good for her vocabulary.
Tennebris tossed the topmost of his parchment documents to Venna, thus demonstrating that he had noticed she had been trying to read them, and hurried the group on their way. Outside, there was a one-eyed duck of doom waiting. Berra greeted her Sword Lord with joy, and Nayale looked on the legendary D’Val with awe. D’Val hurried them along, as if every minute was important. He explained a few things on the way.
Argrath’s people had been making a lot of mess and noise, and had been sent further North. Sword Graria had gone with them, and Venna stayed with the main camp. Then about a week before the group had arrived, a horseman came in along the road from the East, went straight to the Yelmalians, and they put down anchor stones. Apparently the army was expected to know what was wrong.
D’Val pointed out that Beneva and the Temple of Chalana Arroy were seen as more loyal to Kallyr than anything else, and had been refused access to the Yelmalian camp. That made Maalira one of the only people who might get in there. D’Val walked them right up to the Yelmalian gate. There was apparently a hurry on. Nayale was searching for threats as she went, doing her best to be a bodyguard. Berra was just looking casual. D’Val was looking feathery.
Maalira was able to say that she had just arrived, and Berra and Nayale were admitted as her bodyguards. Within, in a hospital tent, three healers were dealing with far too many wounded, and Maalira joined them, letting one go to sleep for a while. Maalira did her best, with Berra helping out magically for the worst cases where Humakti healing would be better than staying hurt. Nayale was taking being a bodyguard too seriously to do any healing. Maalira noticed that some of the wounds were fresher than the last battle, a week ago. Nayale wondered if troops had been bored and fighting. Maalira and Berra hypothesised ‘discipline’ had been applied, maybe for speaking out.
As they went among the beds, Maalira asked what had happened, but nobody wanted to embarrass a White Lady by telling her. “I couldn’t say,” came up a lot, and there were hints that the Duke, the leader of the Yelmalians in the compound, was the one putting the pressure on. Nayale found out from servants that the messenger had been from Sun County, but the man she was speaking to did not know what was happening. Meanwhile, Berra was able to apply money to the servants around her, and found out there had been some sort of heresy in Locaem lands, and it was an absolute insult to Sun County.
After they had worked in the main hall for an hour, the now-refreshed White Lady came back from her nap, and Maalira went to stretch her legs around the camp, making for where the horses were, and trying to imaging them as really badly rendered zebras. After she healed a messenger’s horse, he told her that the Locaem were carving a huge Sun Horse, a representation of Elmal, on a chalk hill, big enough to be seen from Sun County. He drew the image in the dirt and smudged it out again very carefully.
When Maalira came back with that information, Berra volunteered to go pick up more medicines, and after being cleared to do that, set off at a run, letting Lord Raven know what was going on while she got closer to the command tent. There, she was held up by a soldier, until a cough interrupted them. Lord D’Val pulled rank, and threatening attitude, and Berra was allowed in without having to cause a fuss. Meanwhile, the guard was asking Lord D’Val, ‘You and whose army?’
Within, the big three were casually sitting down to wine. Eril had his politician’s game-of-Ur face on. Kallyr was on edge and irritable, Tennebris was just on edge; on being told what had happened, Kallyr nearly exploded. Tennebris just face-palmed. Eril sipped wine, but probably appreciated it without enjoying it.
Kallyr was loud enough to get the attention of the Luminous Stallion King, but Berra pointed out that they were talking about infantry, and he rather lost interest. Eril suggested an immediate apology now that it was known there had been at least a potential insult, followed by a full investigation. Berra was dismissed so that the commanders could plan.
Outside, the guard who had been arguing with D’Val had found out what it was like to lose to a Death Drake, and had been given a dagger, and a sentence to say when asked for the next day. Berra went to grab Maalira’s spare medicine bag, and ran back to the Yelmalian camp. At the end of Maalira’s shift, they left in good order. A camp messenger invited Maalira to go have herbal tea with High Healer Beneva.
Session Quotes
“There is no hurry. We’re doing the hanging around chatting.” – Bera
“In which case, I shall nip to the loo before we start.” – GM
…. – Berra
“CAMERA OFF” – Berra
“I shall mute.” – GM
“If that’s your kink…” – GM
“… which it isn’t.” – Berra
“Let me guess. Ray Davies is your kink.” – GM
“So, Nayale, good news and bad news. The good news is, you don’t swear at your horse…” – GM
“It’s a zebra, it’s a zebra, it’s a zebra…” – Maalira’s internal monologue
“You’re fairly sure something is wrong with your horse today. Unfortunately you’re unable to complain about it.” – GM
“I can talk again!” – Nayale
“It’s a week later.” – GM/Berra, together
“Cavalry’s dead posh.” – Berra
“Another reason for Eril to look down at me.” – Berra
“On me.” – Berra
“Yo. Uh, hello. Hail.” – Berra
“Reputation rolls please.” – GM
“… special.” – Berra
“Scary guy. Can’t afford armour.” Grazelander
“Other than scary, what kind of mood was he in?” Berra
“He has other moods?” Grazelander
“Look. He’s a bit annoyed.” – Lord Raven
“Ok, but we’re going to have to narrow it down.” – Berra, grinning.
“There is a certain amount of eyeing of Maalira…” – GM
“Why do I think I should preemptively roll First Aid?” – Maalira
“They have some injured.” – Tennebris
“Oh, I can deal with that.” – Maalira
“They’re mostly injured in the pride, probably.” – Berra
“I couldn’t possibly comment.” – Tennebris
“I would direct you to Lord Eril, but unfortunately I do not believe that a White Lady should hear such language, and the last thing we need is for Lady Berra to find out what the aristocratic equivalent of her language is.” – Tennebris
fails to comprehend why she would speak like a noble – Berra
“Nayale is wide-eyed. That’s the legendary D’Val!!!” – Nayale
“They say that when he fights, he is joined by the ghosts of previous mallards. That’s really scary if you’re a zombie.” – Berra
“I can practically hear Dormal saying that if Argrath and Kallyr are not getting along, Varanis should be getting ready to slip into the cracks.” – Nayale/Varanis
“I’m not to get into a duel.” – Berra
“The duck gives you a long-suffering look.” – GM
“The problem is, he always looks like he’s winking.” – Berra
“Has Argrath sent you?” – Soldier
“No, we… just arrived.” – Maalira
“2/17 on Maalira’s Tradetalk – she’s obviously good at telling people she’s there to help them.” – Berra
“You won’t need your bodyguards.” – guard
“She’s paid me.” – Berra
“I’m with her.” – Nayale
“Have they sorted things out?” – White Lady
“Which they?” – Maalira
“His nibs. And her graciousness.” – White Lady
“Is this nobs getting up in it, or is this just stuff going on?” – Berra
“It’s heresy – so the Prince has to know about it….” – servant
“So, the Sun Cowards are sitting out.” – Nayale
“Those appear to be the only beasts of burden within the palisade.” – GM
(Except the servants) – Berra
“Are all the wounded lords healed, lady?” – messenger-type
“Just a weird-looking Zebra.” – Maalira
“Is that zebra chatting up my bird?” – Berra
watches GM drop hint – Berra
“Well, there is some information that I’m seeking…” – Maalira
“There seems to have been some sort of incident…” – Maalira
“He starts drawing in the dirt…” – GM
“I’m guessing that’s not a Zebra.” – Maalira
“The horsemaster isn’t approved of in Sun County.” – messenger
“Maalira will hold an inviting silence for a few seconds just in case anything else come out.” – Maalira
“They’re carving it in the Chalk Fell. Big enough to be seen from Sun County.” – Messenger
“I didn’t tell you anything, White Lady.” – messenger
“I didn’t hear anything.” – Maalira
Every time we think we have fully calculated the idiocies to which the population of Sartar is prone, they astonish us! – Lord Raven
“Beg leave to report, right fucking now.” – Berra
“Does the cough have a … yes. It has a lisp.” – Nayale
“No. not on the keyboard, cat.” – Player
“Meow!” – Nayale, helpfully
“WHO HAS BEEN BRINGING DIVISION TO MY REALM!” – Kallyr
“Well, I figured I couldn’t get to the Locaem in time to find that out, but I figured you could….” – Berra
looks to Eril for the plan – Berra
“What’s so bad about worshipping the master of horses? If it’s good enough for me, it’s good enough for your people!” – Luminous Stallion Kin
“They’re infantry.” – Berra
“Oh… Vendref.” – Luminous Stallion King
“If that’s the word you’re going to use, I ain’t gonna argue.” – Berra
“We shall discuss this momentarily. Let me throw my dagger back in to action…” – Eril
“There is a warrior outside with a sword neatly broken in half.” – GM
“So you found out him and who’s army, righ’?” – Berra
“Don’t eat my dice, cat.” – Player
“I have been fairly beaten by Lord D’Val, Death Drake, and I am not to judge a duck by its feathers, and I am to freely tell anyone who asks this for the next day…” – Guard
- 1Nayale remembers that she needs to spend a day in silence and thus everyone must play charades again. This amuses the GM and he says she can tick Devotion Humakt. When she replies that it is already ticked: “Well, sucks to be you!”